there are times wen ur having the worst day possible....and u wonder "can my day get any eff.n worse wtf" ......... ok so theres this site: hilarious.... fuck my life _dot_ com [www.fmylife.com] ..
if you think ur goin thru some shit _ read these....they'll be sure to brighten up ur mood haha....heres a few
Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to Itunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML
Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He proceeded to roll up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML
Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML
Today, I was at my friends house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girl if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dial my number and look down to find she has my number is saved in her phone as ASS FACE #3. FML
smh_ lol...i feel so eff.n bad. [they posted it] lol
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
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